Zo, nu eerst
Zo, nu eerst is an indoor football team from Leiden. We have participated in the 'Zijl'-league for three years, and we have already won twice and tied twice. In three years. Members of the team are listed below. Former members are Arjan, Lucas and Seppo, but they will not come to share in our glory when we fulfill our destiny.
The destiny of the team is to revolutionise football as we (will) know it. In all secrecy, we've been working on a system to win matches without effort or getting tired; eventually we won't even have to play anymore. Hence our tradition of playing at our own half. Football will never be the same.
Bram is the only of our players who is not a member of VSL Catena. This gives his style a scope beyond ours. Shockingly, Bram sometimes even plays to win!
Cor is a player with a handicap, for he is deaf in one ear. We have never figured out which ear. In practice, we shout (I mean advise) at him from both sides, and we hope it works.
Guut is probably the least understood of our players. His flashes of inspiration and otherworldly tactics could win games for us, if only we understood them.
Once our goalie, Evil Ivo has returned to save us all from running too much. With awesome technique and energy, his only fault is playing offensively, in every meaning of the word.
New in our team, Koos is still adjusting to our strategy. This means that he occasionally still plays on the other half, and still expends energy. We grow tired just by watching him play.
Mistakenly thought of as the team captain by many players and outside media, this is obviously false. If he was, the team would listen to him.
Rutger is in an awkward position. He is the only player who can actually play, and is therefore eternally frustrated by the lack of results. Sometimes he doesn't see how our strategy of non-playing is coming to fruition.
The only word for Sander is tall. This gives him two distinct traits: longer legs and a higher perspective on the game. We're not sure about the whole perspective thing, but Sander is without effort (important) our fastest player.
Sander is the personification of our team. Rarely if ever does he run, or even move more than a few metres at a time. We all wish we could be more like him.
Culturally sophisticated, subtle, and a proponent of minimal force, Tomash is specialised in the fein-within-a-feint, blinding the enemy defense, passing the goalie and missing with inches to spare.
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Players |
Fall 2004 | |
| Bram |
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| Cor |
History |
| Guut |
spr 2004 | |
| Ivo |
fall 2003 | |
| Koos |
spr 2003 | |
| Kurt |
fall 2002 | |
| Rutger |
spr 2002 | |
| Sander H |
fall 2001 | |
| Sander V |
spr 2001 | |
| Tomash |
fall 2000 | |
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This team was not brought to you by Bavaria.
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2004 09 21 | Valderrama | 0-9 |
2004 09 30 | ZP | 4-7 |
2004 10 12 | Forza | 6-2 |
2004 10 21 | BBS | - |
2004 11 04 | Snokkers de Zijl | - |
2004 11 16 | JC Potpourri | - |
2004 11 25 | Bimbo's | - |
2004 12 16 | Swart | - |
2005 01 06 | Uni-ted | - |
2005 01 18 | FC Binnenpret | - |
2 points out of 3 games
Goals for - against: 10 - 18
Top scorers: Ivo, Rutger: 3
Koos: 2
Cor, Kurt: 1
Bram, Guut, Sander H, Sander V, Tomash: 0
Assists:
2004 02 03 | Valderrama | 1-7 |
2004 02 12 | Forza | 0-3 |
2004 02 24 | Snackbar Gorlejus | 2-4 |
2004 03 04 | Daihatsu FS | 2-1 |
2004 03 16 | Snokkers de Zijl | 5-3 |
2004 03 25 | JC Potpourri | 5-7 |
2004 04 15 | Swart | 1-9 |
2004 04 27 | Flexi Hogewoerd | 2-6 |
2004 05 11 | De Bikkels | 1-4 |
2004 05 25 | Lubbe Reizen | 2-4 |
4 points out of 10 games
Goals for - against: 21 - 50
Top scorers: Tomash : 10
Rutger: 4
Ivo: 2
Cor, Koos, Kurt, Sander H: 1
Bram, Guut, Sander V: 0
Dinant: 1
Assists: Ivo: 7
Koos: 6
Sander V: 3
Cor, Kurt, Rutger, Tomash: 1
2003 10 14 | JC Potpourri | 3-6 |
2003 10 23 | Valderrama | 3-7 |
2003 11 04 | Daihatsu FS | 2-4 |
2003 11 13 | Lubbe Reizen | 2-2 |
2003 11 25 | Flexi Hogewoerd | 1-7 |
2003 12 04 | Super Sound | 0-9 |
2003 12 16 | Joho Company | 4-10 |
2003 12 30 | Snackbar Gorlejus | 2-13 |
2004 01 13 | Forza | 1-2 |
2004 01 22 | Snokkers de Zijl | 4-2 |
3 points out of 10 games Goals for - against: 22 - 62
Top scorers: Koos: 6 Tomash: 5½-1 Ivo: 4 Cor: 2½ Kurt: 2 Rutger, Sander V: 1 Bram, Guut, Sander H: 0
2003 01 30 | VOC Sassenheim | 2-12 |
2003 02 11 | Vanity 6 | 4-6 |
2003 02 21 | Snokkers de Zijl | 0-4 |
2003 03 04 | Lubbe Reizen | 2-5 |
2003 03 13 | Forza | 1-10 |
2003 03 25 | JC Potpourri | 2-8 |
2003 04 03 | Valderrama | 1-7 |
2003 04 15 | Joho Company | unk |
2003 04 24 | v Achteren | unk |
0 points out of 9 games Goals for - against: 12+ - 52+
Top scorers: Rutger: 4 Kurt, Bram: 2 Tomash, Sander V: 1 Guut: 0-1
2002 10 08 | Daihatsu FS | 1-5 |
2002 10 17 | Joho Company | 2-7 |
2002 10 29 | VOC | 1-5 |
2002 11 07 | Snokkers | 3-8 |
2002 11 19 | Forza | 1-3 |
2002 11 28 | Swart | 1-4 |
2002 12 12 | Valderrama | 2-8 |
2002 01 02 | v Achteren | 2-11 |
2003 01 14 | JC Potpourri | unk |
0 points out of 9 games Goals for - against: 13+ - 53+
Top scorers: Sander H: 4 Ivo, Tomash: 3 Rutger, Seppo: 1 Guut: 1-1
2001 01 29 | Niet weer hè | 1-15 |
2001 02 07 | Valderrama | 2-3 |
2001 02 19 | Forza | 0-3 |
2001 02 28 | VOC Sassenheim | 2-6 |
2001 03 12 | Snokkers | 3-8 |
2001 03 21 | BBS | 2-8 |
2001 04 02 | Daihatsu F.S. | 2-13 |
2001 04 11 | Taxitaxi.nl | 2-8 |
2001 04 23 | JC Potpourri | unk |
0 points out of 9 games Goals for - against: 14+ - 64+
Top scorers: Tomash: 4 Rutger: 3 Kurt: 2 Cor, Ivo, Sander, Daihatsu: 1 Guut: 2-1
2001 10 09 | Z88 | 2-7 |
2001 10 18 | Vanity 6 | 1-3 |
2001 10 30 | VOC Sassenheim | 3-6 |
2001 11 08 | Forza | 0-3 |
2001 11 20 | Niet weer hè | unk |
2001 11 29 | JC Potpourri | unk |
2001 12 11 | Snokkers | unk |
2001 12 20 | Valderrama | unk |
2002 01 10 | Daihatsu FS | unk |
2001 01 30 | Brama boys | 1-2 |
2001 02 08 | vv D en D | 1-2 |
2001 02 20 | Snokkers | 2-4 |
2001 03 01 | Vanity 6 | 2-2 |
2001 03 13 | Forza | 4-8 |
2001 03 22 | Valderrama | 1-3 |
2001 04 03 | Swart/Chess | 3-5 |
2001 04 12 | Gorlejus | 1-3 |
2001 04 24 | JC Potpourri | 1-3 |
2000 10 12 | JC Potpourri | 3-2 |
2000 10 24 | Brama boys | 2-2 |
2000 11 02 | Snokkers | unk |
2000 11 14 | Vanity 6 | unk |
2000 11 23 | Chess | unk |
2000 12 07 | Springer verwarming | unk |
2000 12 19 | BBS | 1-2 |
2001 01 02 | vv D en D | unk |
2001 01 11 | Snackbar Gorlejus | unk |
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